Can I get a green card essay?

We went to the embassy to bring some of the final documents required for Hiromi's green card. If Osama Bin Laden can get one, why is it so difficult for us? We have to get a rap sheet from both Japan and Singapore to ensure that she is not a criminal or international terrorist. I think common sense was lost along with the twin towers on that fateful day. We are now in the second month of the process with the finish line no where in sight. Perhaps Jr. won't be able to move so quickly after birth...apparently he has to appear before the ambassador, raise his right hand and swear under oath and dirty diapers. AI ca rumba!